2.07.2005

upside / downside

Not only did they win, but I had the opportunity to stuff it in the faces of everyone in the MCR who came out to watch and rooted for the underdogs. Stupid Brits... ;)

The downside, of course, is enduring a few days of bad three-peat puns. The worst one immediately after the Superbowl was "we all know the revolution started with the Boston Tea-Party. Well, now we know that the Patriots revolution is fully underway with the Boston Three-Party."

I hate puns. Magister V., I'm talking to you.

Comments:
Hi Joe, Try these. Remember, I'm from Punnsylvania!

If the U S Open were held in Boston, would it be the Boston Tee Party?

If the Colonial protesters had merely tinkled into the harbor, we would be celebrating the Boston Pee Party.

If orthopaedic surgeons convened in Boston to discuss the patella, would it be the Boston Knee Party?

The national arborists' association could go to Massachusetts for the Boston Tree Party.

The Society for the Study of Animal Parasites could go to Massachusetts for the Boston Flea Party.

A Native American group might go to Massachusetts for the Boston Cree Party.

If Ted's relatives were to go to Massachusetts for a family reunion, would there be a Boston Li Party?

Would a group of ophthalmologists organize the Boston See Party?

Egomaniacs might gather for the Boston Me Party?

Someone with multiple personalities could single-handedly organize the Boston We Party.

Might insomniacs gather wistfully for the Boston Zee Party?

Apiarists could hold a Boston Bee Party.

The SoAWHPH (Society of Actors Who Have Played Hamlet) surely call their convention the Boston To Be Party.

Pilots performing maneuvers at high speed are having a Boston G Party.

People addicted to memoranda attend the Boston Re: Party.

Pathologically happy people gather for the Boston Yippee! party.

People who keep all their doors locked, of course, attend the Boston Key Part

And, a little farther afield, courtesy of AP Latin:

Environmentalists could gather on the Green for the Boston Green Party.

In the courtrooms, is it the Boston Plea Party?

If there's a French cheese exhibition, is it the Boston Brie Party?

When the misers get together, is it the Boston Greed Party?

If clerics convene, is it the Boston Creed Party?

If bakers get together to work, is it the Boston Knead Party?

At the stables, is it the Boston Steed Party?

At Heartbreak Hill during the Marathon, is it the Boston Wheeze Party?

During allergy season, is it the Boston Sneeze Party?

When surrounded by mendicants, is it the Boston Plead Party?

At the marshes, is it the Boston Reed Party?

In the libraries, is it the Boston Read Party?

At MIT, is it the Boston Geek Party?

At the auto dealers, is it the Boston Jeep Party?

At the harbor, is it the Boston Quay Party?

In the linen closet, is it the Boston Sheet Party?

On the highway, is it the Boston Speed Party?

If your computer doesn't work, is it the Boston Freeze Party?

When it's windy, is it the Boston Breeze Party?

Magister V indeed!
 
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