in britannia

I just bought a pack of Orbit Professional. From the box: "New Orbit Proffessional with Microgranules tastes great and cleans your teeth in a way you can really feel." The microgranules make the gum feel like I chewed it into a wad, dipped it in sand, and put it back in my mouth. But what you really need to know before chewing this gum is on the back of the box:
"Contains a source of phenylalanine. Excessive consumption may produce laxative effects." I had to spit out the piece I was chewing when I read that. I'm never buying this gum again. EVER.